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06-04-2017, 06:57 PM
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Spare parts

Young couple on their wedding night went to the hotel bedroom. The groom was amazed, his new wife took off her wig- removed her false eyelashes -removed her makup- took out her false teeth- unscrewed her wooden leg.

He got so fed up seeing this he said to her "When you get to the bit I am interested in please throw it over"

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07-04-2017, 05:48 AM
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Re: Spare parts

Many, many decades too late - they wrote a song about it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGJJdhUlWrY
 



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