Re: Jokes for blokes
A few quickies.
Fella walking down the road with his dog under his arm meets his mate.
His mate says "Hows it going",
He said "I gotta put the dog down".
His mate asks "Why is it mad".
No he says "Its f*ckin heavy".
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Prostiture gets run over by a car.
A crowd gathers and she's laid there screaming.
"I'm blind,I'm blind".
A doctor passing push's through the crowd let me see her I am a doctor he says.
Kneels down beside her she is still screaming "I am blind I am blind".
The doctors says "How many fingers have I got up".
She screams " I'm fricking palalysed as well"..
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Jockey riding a horse for the first time.
Trainer pulls the jockey over and says,
"Heres what I want you to do,its a 6 furlong race.
I want you to hold it back for 5 furlongs and then give it it's head and let it go.
A furlong from home the jockey lets it go and all of a sudden
I prawn sandwich smacks him in the face a meat pie hits him in the ear a bottle of champers
smacks him right on the nose.
The trainer goes upto him afterwards and says "What went wrong how come you lost the race."
The jockey says "I was hampered in the last furlong."