Re: Smiles.
Originally Posted by
Sweetie pie
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Go on then.
Don't encourage me - tons more where these come from!
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password.
It's not stroganoff.
My wife says I only have two faults!
I don't listen, and, ur, something else!
A Brummie walks into a tailors, "Alroit mate, I'd like a 70's suit please." The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?" The Brummie says, "Thanks mate, white with two sugars please"
A pizza is basically a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left .
What did Sting get in Amsterdam?
A massage in a brothel.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow!
A man got run over by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then another red lorry, then another yellow lorry.
Police said there was no easy way to tell his family!
Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their warships?
So that when they return from battle they can ... Scandanavian! (Boom boom - I'm here all week folks!)
To person at a fancy dress party: What have you come as?
- A harp
Hmm, you're a bit small for a harp
- Are you calling me a lyre?
I went to the zoo at the weekend
It only had one animal
It was a dog
It was a shih tzu!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
This dyslexic bloke walks into a bra ...
Heard obout the dyslexic athiest who didn't believe there was a dog?
Or the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
Least visited website ever -
www.dyslexia.com
DNA = National Association of Dyslexics