16-03-2018, 05:48 PM
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Re: 10 Fun Facts
Originally Posted by Judd
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Aye, I remember our headmaster beat a boy to death in assembly for whistling in the corridor and when his mum and dad found out about it, they beat him to death too for showing the family up. The next day the headmaster had him expelled for not bringing in his homework. Try telling that to the kids of today and they won't believe you.
Seriously, though, this is why we have so much trouble in schools these days.
My parents would have done the same to me (well, not actually killed me) if I'd been daft enough to tell them I'd been in trouble at school.
Parents today are not very good at parenting!
17-03-2018, 01:16 AM
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Re: 10 Fun Facts
Originally Posted by JBR
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He died twice then? Seriously, though, this is why we have so much trouble in schools these days.
My parents would have done the same to me (well, not actually killed me) if I'd been daft enough to tell them I'd been in trouble at school.
Parents today are not very good at parenting!
17-03-2018, 02:21 PM
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Re: 10 Fun Facts
Originally Posted by Judd
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In a way yes. The first time he was resuscitated by an ambulance crew called to the school who then took him home. When he arrived home in the ambulance and confessed to his mum and dad why he'd been brought home in such a contrivance thus alerting the nosy neighbours and making the family the object of local gossip, they beat him to death again.
Why wasn't the headmaster arrested?
17-03-2018, 02:57 PM
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Re: 10 Fun Facts
Originally Posted by JBR
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Oh, I thought you were exaggerating.Why wasn't the headmaster arrested?
19-03-2018, 02:37 PM
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Re: 10 Fun Facts
Originally Posted by Muddy
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Another little known fact
Because when I went for medicals in the old days the doc would always have me cough to check me crown jewels, but he never once asked me any questions to test me brain out.
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