17-07-2018, 09:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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Your lord and master is back. Bow down before me and pay homage then clear off out of it. I'm sure you must have more important things to attend to like watching Emmerdale, Corrie or that Cockney-based rubbish.
Don't rush back.
Bow down and pay homage??? Have you taken leave of your senses man?
'Tis
YOU who should be touching your forelock when such enchanting females enter the room.
If you were half the gentleman you profess to be, you would know how to behave!
You would know to bow and gently pull our chairs out for us as we take a seat. You would have fine wines and tasty morsels laid on for us to sample, while you waited on us hand and foot, dressed in nowt but a pinny and a bow tie.
Ooh I say, I got a bit carried away there gals, didn't I.