Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Funny isn’t it, it’s very sunny and hot here today and I’m in the shed working me fingers to the bone, I look out the shed window and there’s the wife, she’s throwing the ball for the dog, but he’s not interested, she has just brought him back from the dog pampering parlour and he’s scalped. She then says to me, who’s sweating like a pig in the shed even with the fan going, “Jimmy, Rocky is not in the humour for his ball today, I think he’s too warm” I looked up at her and smiled a sarcastic smile “Well it’s a pity about him isn’t it, with his 50 quid haircut he should be grand and cool, no fear of you flinging 50 quid my way and sending me out for a few cool pints”Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Ah women - y a talking my language now - the breed with the hidden agenda - have you ever wondered why women are attracted to men - no it's not the obvious [sex] it's the hidden agenda - what do men first think of when they score a woman - well it's not little bambinos is it - come lads be honest you horny bastards.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
The elders always said to me as a boy that the women are worse that the men Gummy, took me a long time to find that out for meself.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
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The shed is where we can let it all be shedRe: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
A fine and worthy tribute to a man’s shed Gummy, God bless your pen.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
CREEPER!...yes-that's what I endure,Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
They say we are advancing
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