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Quiz time for the quizzical and the dizzical and women!

Now here is a pic!



now what is he doin - NO he is not inspecting a saxaphone - yes I know it looks like it but think again??
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Gummy If my memory serves me right I think that chap is Len, he’s a musician and a member here, I think he’s fitting a string or strings to his guitar, give me my prize please.
God man your getting very nosey in yer old age, sneaking around the forum snatching snaps, we’ll have to find a hobby for ya, would ya not consider taking up the didgeridoo?, keep you out of mischief anyway.
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29-05-2018, 11:24 AM
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Remember that film "The Jerk'?
Well I was reading about the dangers of the new curved TV and monitor screens, according to Dr. I. Turner of the institute of advanced medicine, watching a curved screen for at least 3 hours daily will make your eyes begin to turn inward, sort of like your two eyes trying to look at your nose at the same time, he reckons after five years of this your eyes will stay that way. that’s it for me, I’m getting rid of my curved screen monitor before I go cockeyed, God knows I’m bad enough as it is.
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29-05-2018, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Remember that film "The Jerk'?
Well I was reading about the dangers of the new curved TV and monitor screens, according to Dr. I. Turner of the institute of advanced medicine, watching a curved screen for at least 3 hours daily will make your eyes begin to turn inward, sort of like your two eyes trying to look at your nose at the same time, he reckons after five years of this your eyes will stay that way. that’s it for me, I’m getting rid of my curved screen monitor before I go cockeyed, God knows I’m bad enough as it is.
Oh I say
I have a flat screen, but plenty of other curves.
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29-05-2018, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Gummy If my memory serves me right I think that chap is Len, he’s a musician and a member here, I think he’s fitting a string or strings to his guitar, give me my prize please.
God man your getting very nosey in yer old age, sneaking around the forum snatching snaps, we’ll have to find a hobby for ya, would ya not consider taking up the didgeridoo?, keep you out of mischief anyway.
I did have a didgy but gave it to the lad as his inheritance! - cost me about $350
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29-05-2018, 12:19 PM
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Oh I say
I have a flat screen, but plenty of other curves.
show us ya flat screen AND ya other curves SP - wow come on boys - striptease coming on!
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29-05-2018, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gumbud ->
show us ya flat screen AND ya other curves SP - wow come on boys - striptease coming on!

Cheeky devil! I will strip your wallpaper.
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Cheeky devil! I will strip your wallpaper.
can I watch - I understand the stripping process involves the rapid movement of gluteus maximus msucles - ooerr!
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There was a young man from Australia,
Who's bum was tattoed like a dahlia,
The pattern was fine,
The colour divine,
But the smell - now there was the failure


There once was a wonderful wizard,
Who had a fierce pain in his gizzard,
He drank wind and snow,
At fifty below,
And farted a forty mile blizzard.
 
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