19-02-2017, 11:48 PM
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Re: New Bugs?
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiThese women are getting the upper hand Nom.
They are even training innocent young children in their wicked ways.
Nurse Nadi, 7 years old, arrived mid morning.
I am laid up on the sofa.
The remote control was removed and taken out of my reach, she changed channels to one she wanted.
My temperature was taken, Ice Cream was called for.
She had a bowl full and I got a morsel, because my tummy is too big.
There is no chance for us in the future.
well, someone will have to sort out these new bugs from space and it's not nice to experiment on animals these days.
20-02-2017, 12:10 AM
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Re: New Bugs?
Originally Posted by Mups
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Sounds like Nurse Nadi is doing extremely well for one so young. I'm impressed.I could make it worth your while to discreetly let me know the name of her tutor. Was it private tuition may I ask?
Secrets passed down from mother to daughter Mups.
A secret society.
I am sure Nadi is practising on me under instruction.
20-02-2017, 09:27 AM
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Re: New Bugs?
Good heavens, It seems like dealing with Man Flu is not our only task ladies!We can soon get rid of Man Flu, ( or at least get rid of the men suffering from it
) but these alien viruses may be dangerous to women.
There is only one alternative....... We build a rocket and put all the men suffering from this alien flu in it, along with anything they have touched...... yes I am sorry but that will include the remote control
..... but not the TV 
.We can then return the men, and their remotes, to Mars...which is where they came from in the first place!
At this moment we have Art, working on the production of new remote control for our TV's. When she has completed this chore, she will pop outside, to light the blue touch paper, and we will then be free of any man suffering any kind of Flu.
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