Re: i saved literally thousands with a pre paid funeral plan
As this thread is a bit quiet I suppose it might be ok for me to come in.
Yesterday in Town (this is a quaint old Market Town) sitting on my buggy at a shop doorway chatting to a couple of people we heard the clip clop of hooves. It was a funeral cortege led by the deceased in coffin in a glass carriage which was drawn by two magnificent black horses .. the coach man sitting up wearing his topper and funeral suit. Never seen that before.
Anyway (and if this offends .. sorry). As the carriage turned left heading (we supposed) for our Abbey the horses stopped, the stretch limo behind stopped and the driver got out of the limo. At the same time the rear door /s of the carriage slowly opened. I was a bit startled and told my companions I hoped they knew those doors had opened.
You see, when I was a young woman there was a series on tv called 'In Loving Memory'. Thora Hird figured largely in it. It was about a firm of Undertakers. The episode that sprang immediately to my mind was the one where the daft lad was driving the dear departed and had a 'prang' with the hearse. As it 'hit' the rear door of the hearse opened, the coffin shot out, skidded along the lane, finally went over the bank and into the river. It floated away with a wreath still attached to the lid. But the bit that still makes my eyes water with laughter is the bit where the 'boss' Undertaker is on the phone speaking with relatives of the departed .. saying 'yes I know you didn't ask for a burial at sea, but it isn't my fault the lock gates were open'.
EDIT
A few months ago I bought the boxed set of that series after hearing a story about a mishap at a real funeral.