Re: Limericks. (New).

My dog's got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?

Re: Limericks. (New).

My dog's got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?
Must be time for a walk

Re: Limericks. (New).

My dog's got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?
Must be time for a walk
Or maybe a little talk?

Re: Limericks. (New).

My dog's got spots on her tummy
And is her bottom a bit runny?
Must be time for a walk
Or maybe a little talk?
Then I'd feel a good Mummy.



There were queues outside M & S

Re: Limericks. (New).

There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress

Re: Limericks. (New).

There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress
What's for dinner tonight?

Re: Limericks. (New).

There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress
What's for dinner tonight?
Will I be filled with delight

Re: Limericks. (New).

There were queues outside M & S
Outside in the rain and full of stress
What's for dinner tonight?
Will I be filled with delight
Sure to be with coq au vin and Eton Mess



I've never much liked smoked salmon

Re: Limericks. (New).

I've never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon

Re: Limericks. (New).

I've never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon
So if I was made to choose