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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?









Who cares, the wife got the house.

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I've got a dig bick

You that read wrong

You read that wrong too.

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So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be called a woman.
God said, "This woman will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with everything you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history...

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A stunning blonde dressed in nothing more than a thong and a negligee, lets the plumber in.
"Hello, is your husband not in?" He asked.
"Does it look like he's in?" She replied opening her negligee, "will I not do?"
"Well not really" he said, "I need your car reversing out of the drive."

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All brilliant, especially no. 3

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Brilliant! That took three goes to read correctly, Judd. Also, you have my sympathy.

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Excellent Judd....
I've just realised......I lead such a boring life compared to you...

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Sadly, we can't all have dig bicks, can we?

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You should worry JB.....

One inch shorter and I would have been christened Roberta...

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And that's erect!