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We were running out of money so could not buy the grandkids any presents this year. So Mrs Fox decided to sell her body....After her first night out we were counting up her earnings £150.50......I asked her who gave her the fifty pence?........She said......."All of them".....
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
We were running out of money so could not buy the grandkids any presents this year. So Mrs Fox decided to sell her body....After her first night out we were counting up her earnings £150.50......I asked her who gave her the fifty pence?........She said......."All of them".....
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"We were running out of money so could not buy the grandkids any presents this year. So Mrs Fox decided to sell her body....After her first night out we were counting up her earnings £150.50......I asked her who gave her the fifty pence?........She said......."All of them"....."

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My missus crashed her car into some guy last night. She told the police the guy had been on his mobile and drinking a beer from a can at the time.

The police said he was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory!!!
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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
The genealogist looks up trees; the gynaecologist looks up bushes.

What was Dick van Dyke's real name?
Penis van Lesbian.

What was the name of the Scottish dentist?
Phil McCavity.

What's green and smells?
Hulk's farts.

What's 12 feet long and smells of lavender and stale wee?
A line dance at an old people's home.
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
My missus crashed her car into some guy last night. She told the police the guy had been on his mobile and drinking a beer from a can at the time.

The police said he was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory!!!
Brilliant Judd.....I laughed so much I spilt me Horlicks....
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After spending 20 minutes trying to take my girlfriend's bra off, I've decided to give up...



I wish I’d never put it on now...
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While in town today I saw a homeless woman and I remembered seeing something on Facebook about giving them feminine products instead of money. Feeling suddenly very generous I rushed into Boots and two minutes later presented the homeless woman with a carrier bag. She thanked me, looked in the bag and with tears in her eyes asked me, "Where the hell am I going to plug an iron in?
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A man goes to the doctor
" doctor" he says, " I've got a problem, I have five penises"
"wow how do your trousers fit?" asks the doctor,
" like a glove" the man replies
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Brilliant
 
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