26-10-2017, 08:12 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Jem
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Yes Gummy your mate is correct, it was a tawney, I'm a Sandeman meself and the Spanish lady keep saying 'Eez taaawny, eez taaawny', nice stuff.
I noticed this morning while in the barhroom that the wife bought a new brand of jacks roll, real posh stuff, shy blue, quilted, and the sheets are larger, they tear easier too and don't leave bits of stringy tissue hanging everywhere like the cheap stuff, she said she was trying it out. It's a lot dearer than the stuff she usually buys by the ten pack, but it still did the job.
A man and his bum could get used to sky blue quilted roll, it's a far cry from the old days when the jacks was way down the back yard and little squares of newspaper hung up on a nail behind you, God for all you knew you could be walking around all day with the racing results printed on your arse, whatever you do son don't get knocked down by a bus.
Yes I'll give the quilted stuff my 10 points, might as well have a bit of lower luxury in me old age.
I was a creative lad & had a gift for writing. This was not my only gift. Jem's decadent squandering of his cash on quilted luxury bumroll is a great disappointment to me, but its your life Jem.
ANYWAY, to get back to the bottom of my post I bewail the passing of BRONCO.
Such sturdy paper, smooth and shiny giving an efficient and effortless wipe. This last feature was /could have been made for this oft constipated lad. My aunt Jinny visited us regularly to rub my back to help me pass the hard poo. Too much information eh?
I have come to the real message here./
Bronco was strangely solid & on my long sojourns in the lav
I wrote first rate poems. Later in life I worked with a nice but ruined lad who's mother wanted a girl child & dressed him in frocks & Alice bands until he went to school. Crikey, these days with a\ll the PC, he'd probably have carried on in that way.
Like me , he chose BRONCO to record his thoughts.
After his mother died he CAME OUT & got IN with a bad crowd
He left GRACE BROTHERS & pursued his new found freedom? with GUSTO MERKEL, who he had met in the FLOWER market. Romance blossomed (groan)