Re: Jokes for blokes
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. When the man has ordered his drink, the monkey runs off towards the snooker table, jumps up, picks up the cue ball and swallows it.Re: Jokes for blokes
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A man is driving in the Scottish highlands, when suddenly a huge red haired Scotsman appears out of the mist standing in the middle of the road, the driver is petrified, as this hairy Scotsman is at least six foot four, and built like a brick shithouse, then the man notices a beautiful young girl standing beside the red haired Scot, suddenly, the red giant is beside the car, and, yanking open the door, lifts the driver out of his seat, “ ha want ye ter masturbate “ says the scot, terrified the man begins to masturbate, and, thinking of the lovely young girl , he soon finishes, “ du it agen” says the Scot, so the man masturbates again, and finishes quickly, “ du it agen” shouts the Scotsman, this goes on for several hours , by now the mans penis is red raw, his arms ache so much and he has cramp in his fingers, “ du it agen, “ says the red beast, “ I can’t, the man replies, curling up in a ball and sobbing, “ I can’t do it anymore, just kill me and get it over with”, the big hairy Scotsman looks at the poor fellow and says, “ wull in tha, case can ye give ma darter a lift te Inverness?”Re: Jokes for blokes
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It's true! This thread has gone on for so long that old jokes are being recycled. That's not important, of course, because people forget things. Well, I certainly do anyway. It's my age.Re: Jokes for blokes
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