Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Ok, but no names, the innocent need protecting.

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Make up a name. Or I do like Miss X sort of fing.

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my first girlfriend sort of was older than me - a few years and she always wanted to play doctors and nurses - she needed someone to lay on the curbstone running around our place and I volunteered - my did I get a shock - she flipped out my willy and started playing with it - I didn't know whether to swing to the left or the right - but what ever she did she just couldn't get it to stand up straight - and when me ma came out back it went in toot sweet!!

we didn't last long she wanted someone more mature and malleable !!

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YUK!!!!

I bet she washed her hands in bleach & hydrogen chloride!!!


[weeeell....I say 'she'....ol' gummy's easily duped,y'know.
Just ask his Auntie David]

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Mmm I meant romantic stuff.
Naughty boys.

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Pugs romantic - huh - he's got as much romantic in him as a worker bee trying to get to the queen all the time! crawls over millions of others and exhausts himself in the process.

R. repellent O. odourful M mixed up A - animalistic N - niggley C chronic E - erratic - yes that my boy pugsie wugsie!

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I can give you an example of Pugsies romantic life:

the seven dwarfs visit the Vatican and Pugsie tags along

When the Pope answers the door, Pugsie steps forward and nervously asks “Your Excellency, I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?””No Pugsie, I don’t think there are,” the Pope replies.The other six dwarfs start to giggle.”Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?” Pugsie persists.”No, none in all of Italy,” the Pope answers more sternly.The dwarfs begin to laugh even more.”Are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?”This time the Pope is much more firm. “Pugsie, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.”By now, the other dwarfs are laughing aloud.”Your Excellency,” Pugsie demands. “Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?””No Pugsie, ” the Pope snaps. “There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world!”The six dwarfs start jumping up and down, chanting “Pugsie fecked a penguin! Pugsie fecked a penguin!”

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

.....you're STILL jealous that the [rather yummy] penguin preferred me t'you,AIN'TCHA,you blurry-wristed failure! At least i got to have secks! [actually,she still writes]

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We are meant to be posting romantic love stories. What do I get?
Penguins. I give up!
Jem come back, I can't keep them under control.

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oh,stop moaning and kiss me!