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Always pick your nose BEFORE cutting your fingernails
Confucius
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You can't sew buttons on air balloons - My Nan.
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View life like a dog, if you can't eat it or play with it, p#ss on it and walk away
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The only question I ask a woman is:
What time is your husband coming home?

Paul Newman to Patricia Neal in 'Hud', 1963


I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow.
"We are out of cornflakes,F.U."
It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar.
It is not your fault Felix; it's a rotten combination. that's all.

Walter Matthau to Jack Lemmon,
The Odd Couple

I said to the wife. "Guess what I heard in the pub?
They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our Road except one"
And she said, "I'll bet it's that stick-up Phyllis at number 23"

Max Kauffmann.
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Choose an occupation that wins distinction.

Make use of your enemies.

Never have a companion that outshines you

Maxims of Balthasar Gracian.
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04-09-2016, 05:13 PM
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To wonder . . . is to begin to understand

Jose Ortega
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THE GLORY IS NOT NEVER FAILING,
BUT RISING EVERY TIME YOU FALL.
CHINESE PROVERB.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are,
Theodore Roosevelt. 1919

Be Bold if you are going to make an error, make a doozey,
and don't be afraid to hit the ball
Billy Jean King
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23-09-2016, 08:26 PM
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It is better to be a Pirate than join then Navy

Steve Jobs.. Apple Computers


You were born with wings.
Why prefer to crawl through life

Rumi Persian Poet

Yes,speak softly and carry a big stick.
But don't mumble.
And don't swing the stick

Mark Briklin. Journalist
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The road to true happiness lies not in getting what you want but in wanting what you already have.
Buddha.


You must be the change that you want to see in the world.

M K Gandhi


An eye for an rye makes the whole world blind.

M K Gandhi
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One Good Turn.

"I want a Motor Car Norman"
 
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