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01-07-2018, 12:13 PM
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An angel or a devil?

What were you like as child? I don't think I was that bad, although my late mother was always asking where she went wrong with me, until the day she died because I didn't do things her way. Anyone who didn't was a friend of Satan in her book.

However, there was a particularly naughty deed I performed when I was 12, although it does make me grin slightly when I remember it.

My father used to keep his condoms in his bedside table drawer, I had three younger sisters and I decided I wanted a brother. I found a darning needle and sabotaged several of his condoms in the hopes thereof. My parents never had another child. I have several theories about that one, but will leave it at that.
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01-07-2018, 12:22 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

Wouldn't he notice that the packaging was damaged? Or were condoms different in those days?
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01-07-2018, 12:27 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

Originally Posted by Ffosse ->
Wouldn't he notice that the packaging was damaged? Or were condoms different in those days?
They were pig's bladders.
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01-07-2018, 12:31 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

or Rabbits bladders depending on the size of your equipment.
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01-07-2018, 12:34 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

Tara, l wouldn’t have known about sex nor, what a condom was at the age of 12. In fact, l was still playing with my dolls and twin dolls pram at the age of 13!

You must have been very knowledgeable in sex matters to know what a condom was. At that age I would have just thought they were party balloons!

Whoops, l forgot to say, l was an angel but a bit feral!!
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01-07-2018, 12:35 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

Originally Posted by basser ->
or Rabbits bladders depending on your size of your equipment.
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01-07-2018, 12:35 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

Why were they called French letters?

I was an angel by the way .. goes without saying really as it's obvious.
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01-07-2018, 12:35 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

I suppose I was an angel really, certainly not a devil. I didn't cause my parents any grief.
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01-07-2018, 12:36 PM
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Re: An angel or a devil?

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Tara, l wouldn’t have known about sex nor, what a condom was at the age of 12. In fact, l was still playing with my dolls and twin dolls pram at the age of 13!

You must have been very knowledgeable in sex matters to know what a condom was. At that age I would have just thought they were party balloons!
Happy Birthday Art.
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01-07-2018, 12:40 PM
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Happy Birthday Art.
Longy, l would probably have blown the condoms up and twisted them until they formed a dog or animal shape like some children’s entertainers do!!
 
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