Re: Meeting the Ex.
I see my first wife at family weddings, I can't get over how old she looks compared to me, no honestly !!
She walks with a stoop dragging one leg, uses a stick, seems to have shrunk and has a mouthful of gums.
My other ex co-habitee or as they say these days 'partner' I see regularly where I work, with her husband.
She was an animal in bed, and after a few vodkas, she chased me around the garden with a knife one time.
As I moved out (due to the drink) I had to call the police, because she wanted a fight me, she wouldn't let me out the bedroom......the copper stood by the front door as she threw mirrors down the stairs with her yelling that I should take them.
I bumped into her in the super market and she asked me where a product was, then recognising me, said "I know you" to which I said I know you too.
As they say.......I made my excuses and left.