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22-03-2018, 12:08 AM
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Hello Judsy-Wuds, fancy seeing you here.
Bet you thought you'd got shot of me didn't you.
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22-03-2018, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Judd is a real gent.

He has gone to Lidl to get you ladies some razors as you all seem to be having trouble.
No need for that, I have a genuine Samurai sword so sharp that it can split a human hair lengthways. I'll use that. Always fancied trying my hand at tameshigiri but in the absence of a straw mat, I'm willing to try cutting the wimmin's moustaches, armpits and any `other areas` that need doing.
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Hello Judsy-Wuds, fancy seeing you here.
Bet you thought you'd got shot of me didn't you.
No such luck. The devil farts in my face again.
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22-03-2018, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
No need for that, I have a genuine Samurai sword so sharp that it can split a human hair lengthways. I'll use that. Always fancied trying my hand at tameshigiri but in the absence of a straw mat, I'm willing to try cutting the wimmin's moustaches, armpits and any `other areas` that need doing.


Wicked man!
Us well bred ladies do not have moustaches needing to be removed thank you very much. Skins like peaches we have.

You go and practice with your sword on some of your male counterparts, preferably when you've had a few bevvies as well.
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22-03-2018, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
No such luck. The devil farts in my face again.

Charming expression!
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22-03-2018, 12:14 PM
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Well that's me. Prince Charming.
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22-03-2018, 12:16 PM
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Good morning last posters.
I have made a note in my book that we won yet again yesterday.


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22-03-2018, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Well that's me. Prince Charming.


Oi, what are you doing lurking around here?
You are supposed to be at work!
You're skiving again, aren't you.
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22-03-2018, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Oi, what are you doing lurking around here?
You are supposed to be at work!
You're skiving again, aren't you.
Begrudge me a bit of down time eh?

Oh, by the way. You wimmin didn't win yesterday. Me being the gentleman I am allowed you to post last, so you can deleted the last entry in your book.
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22-03-2018, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Begrudge me a bit of down time eh?

Oh, by the way. You wimmin didn't win yesterday. Me being the gentleman I am allowed you to post last, so you can deleted the last entry in your book.
Judd, are you having delusions of grandeur? Since when did you get the authority to allow us ladies to do anything.
 
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