Re: Have You Ever Found Anything Interesting Buried In Your Garden?
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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A piece of pottery with 'H' on it, a couple of bones and a lead soldier with no legs.
Old story...a long time ago..( are you sitting comfortably?) I had some lead soldiers which I left in front of the fire..they melted, I was heartbroken, Mummy, ( well it’s ok for Charles to say mummy ok?) said,
’Don’t weep Rehab, one day you will have real soldiers to play with’
When I was a sergeant major I told that tale to my Squadron of soldiers on the parade ground..then I said,
‘ you ferkin oxygen thieves are waste of rations and you have made my dear mummy a ferkin liar....get off my ferkin square!’ loudly
I could have used the excuse that I had Tourette’s, but I am just common.