Re: Are we safer in the EU?
I may as well say it before Dave and oddoneborn cone up with more scarey threats .
If we leave the bogey man may well get you if out after dark , pound land may become £1.01 land and the fairies may well stop living in your garden .
Santa won't visit as we're out of Schengen and are last in the queue therefore upsetting his heavy timetable. Fish will be directed under EEC rulings no longer to follow the gulf stream but to turn east at Gibraltar and migrating birds will be advised to go no further north than Calais as they wouldn't be allowed back should they ignore eu guidelines.
Germany will obviously set new trade deals to offload its volks wagons and audi's ( current option is Nigeria as they can then claim aid from the uk to help reduce costs) and Mercedes will do similar with Kazakhstan causing hundreds of empty parking spaces in the uk .
War will follow , Dave has been assured of a Dalek invasion followed by the cyber men years later .
Obviously the price of everything will become too expensive overnight , eBay will become a pastime of the rich and life as we know it will cease to exist . On the plus side , it's rumoured Simon Cowell will leave the uk for good and take his Tv shows with him along with ant and Dec and for that alone I believe leaving is well worth paying any price