31-10-2017, 04:43 PM
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Re: As you get older is it inevitable that illnesses catch up with you?
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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Ta Da!!! https://www.petfinder.com/cat-breeds/Sphynx
Rehab's wrinkly cat!!!
31-10-2017, 06:03 PM
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Re: As you get older is it inevitable that illnesses catch up with you?
By the way - that's not your cat is it? In another world didn't it belong to someone who frequented the Jockey's Nostril? Bit of a pest if I remember rightly.
31-10-2017, 07:06 PM
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Re: As you get older is it inevitable that illnesses catch up with you?
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Same cat, same place, along with the 7 Pickled Eggs of Destiny.
Pickled what?
What came first the Chicken or the egg?
Maybe that is the answer we need, even if they are pickled.
31-10-2017, 07:32 PM
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Re: As you get older is it inevitable that illnesses catch up with you?
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Same cat, same place, along with the 7 Pickled Eggs of Destiny.
31-10-2017, 07:37 PM
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Not that has anything to do with the OP, but the story goes that the Eggs of Destiny had great healing powers.It was said that the 7 Eggs of Destiny held the secrets of the universe, gave untold power and wealth to anyone possessing such an egg and cured male pattern baldness and erectile dysfunction. These eggs were highly prized.
The Eggbert Egg was first discovered in ancient Sumeria by a a young vllage boy Roberto who in fact was searching for Dead Sea Scrolls in the local caves and only finding goats. The Egg was taken from Roberto who got a clip around the ear for ignoring the goats and bringing home an egg after all you can get a dozen free range eggs from Asda for next to nothing.
The remaining eggs were scattered across the world one was hidden in the great pyramid of Cheops another one was believed to be in Lenin’s Tomb in Moscow in his inside jacket pocket, yet another was in a wooden crate in hanger 13 in Area 51 next to a flying saucer. A fourth egg was residing in cyber pub in England and the whereabouts of the other 3 Eggs is still unknown, stories about a jeweller called Faberge and the remaing eggs are at this moment unsubstantiated
A sighting of The Egbert Egg was first reported in in Italy where a after long investigation and study it was decided to pickle it for posterity and place it on display in the Vatican, under very carefully controlled conditions in the presence of the greatest scientists of the age.
The shell itself was carefully removed in order to retain the ancient Coptic, Aramaic and Sumarian writings upon it, and especilly an ancient Celtic pictogram that said, ‘Roberto woz ‘ere’
The procedure for removing the shell itself involved the rolling of the egg on the inside of the thigh of an Italian virgin and crushing it gently. This apparently brought tears to the eyes of the male beholders and once again demonstrating the awesome powers of The Egg.
And so it came to pass that the Eggbert Egg was presented to King Vlad the First who was a day trip to Rome for the Games (King Vlad was competing in the Half Litre Snatch) and won, and carried to England....... where it still resides to this day...Does than answer your query?
31-10-2017, 08:00 PM
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It’s pickled my dear, next time you pop into your local chip shop, (assuming it hasn’t been bombed by the Germans) take a look at the pickled eggs on display....Brown and wrinkled, some have been in there since the Jurassic ...Trust me I know about these things
31-10-2017, 08:02 PM
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Crikey Rehab you are a clever cat.I will have to read that a few times.
Still, it is better than arguments - me no likey them.
The plus side here is that the older we get, the more we learn.
Forget the doom and gloom for goodness sake.
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