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16-10-2017, 05:04 PM
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It is often offered to women who have had a mastectomy or have a severe psychological problem about the size of their breast, but they don't provide it for cosmetic reasons!
I'd like to state here and now that I have severe psychological problems about the size of my willy.

Can I have an extension, please? About eight inches should do.

I hasten to add that this is not for cosmetic reasons: no-one is going to look at it.
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17-10-2017, 01:57 AM
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There's AIDS and there's Aids...
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17-10-2017, 09:51 AM
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Actually I was wrong!

There's A.I.D.S. and there's Aids, and there's aids.

I love Lucozade, and it's true it aids recovery
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17-10-2017, 10:18 AM
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Re: Patients to be asked their sexuality

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Actually I was wrong!

There's A.I.D.S. and there's Aids, and there's aids.

I love Lucozade, and it's true it aids recovery
Don't tell Realist,He'll lecture You on how many tons of sugar it contains.
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17-10-2017, 10:50 AM
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Darn it I was just going to say it's got cartloads of sugar in it!
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17-10-2017, 11:11 AM
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Re: Patients to be asked their sexuality

Originally Posted by JBR ->
I'd like to state here and now that I have severe psychological problems about the size of my willy.

Can I have an extension, please? About eight inches should do.

I hasten to add that this is not for cosmetic reasons: no-one is going to look at it.
Get a magnifing glass, that will make it look bigger
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17-10-2017, 12:05 PM
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Re: Patients to be asked their sexuality

Originally Posted by JBR ->
I'd like to state here and now that I have severe psychological problems about the size of my willy.

Can I have an extension, please? About eight inches should do.

I hasten to add that this is not for cosmetic reasons: no-one is going to look at it.
I suspect you'd get no benefit from 12"(8+4)as you don't use it as a rule
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17-10-2017, 01:46 PM
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Re: Patients to be asked their sexuality

Originally Posted by JBR ->
I'd like to state here and now that I have severe psychological problems about the size of my willy.

Can I have an extension, please? About eight inches should do.

I hasten to add that this is not for cosmetic reasons: no-one is going to look at it.
Hi

Advice from my Grandmother, who was a hoot.

Marry a woman with small hands, they make it look bigger.
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17-10-2017, 01:48 PM
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Re: Patients to be asked their sexuality

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Hi

Advice from my Grandmother, who was a hoot.

Marry a woman with small hands, they make it look bigger.
She was lying Swim, I have very small hands but it has no effect on what my eyes see!
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17-10-2017, 01:49 PM
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Re: Patients to be asked their sexuality

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Hi

Advice from my Grandmother, who was a hoot.

Marry a woman with small hands, they make it look bigger.
Good advice, but I wasn't thinking of hands.
 
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