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Don't forget my catheter if by some miracle you do manage to secure me to my mattress, I don't want to wet my bed like a certain person on here

(cough!)

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Hey you won't wet the bed... who said anything about giving you drinks?

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Drink ! Did someone mention drink ? Mines a swift half. 👍

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OK Tezza, but you are not to share it with Juddsy-boy. Watch he doesn't poke a straw in when you're not looking.

We don't want him getting drunk and disorderly, he's bad enough when he's sober.

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He'd have to be a bit sharpish to sample my ale, it never leaves my hand till the glass is empty. 🥃

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Ah, you should be alright then Tezza, he's too slow by half.

I'd give him a good slap if he tried to pinch my wine.

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Talk of the devil . . . . I can hear him sniffing about again . . .

I have another devious plan tonight. Instead of chasing him away, I'm going to entice him in . . . . then I will have him at my mercy. Hahahahaha (maniacal laugh).

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I'd take your hand with it.

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Aha. There you are honeybun. Were you waiting for me by any chance?

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I was. I was waiting for you to get close enough for me to do this before I went to bed.



Right, I'm off. A Domani Ciao