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last time I went camping some Girl Guides came along trying to sell me a guide dog??

the next day some Boy Scouts came along looking for the Girl Guides so I sold them the guide dog!

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Last time I went camping , I was with a group of other Life Boys and when it poured with rain a Girl Guide handed me her groundsheet. I said "Ta Pauline?"

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last time I went camping with a large group a lone italian man stopped me and said "excusee Seniora, is this were everyone is camp?"

I said yes sweetie cum on board and show me ya italian sausage!'

nb: bennie hill eat ya heart out!

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Last time I pitched a tent, I tripped over a guy. I said, "Sorry but can I boil some water on your fire?"

He said, "No, only Billy can".

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Last time I went camping I slept all day...I was charged with loitering within tent.....

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nice on Pug - you've brought us back on track!

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Last time I went camping, I drank two flasks of Rosie lee, I was up and down all night, to much Teepee.

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There was a Woman of loose morals staying on our Campsite, she had a domed shaped tent, I sneaked in there late on, and guess what "WigWam thank you ma'am".

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The last time I went ‘out camp’ I was ‘outed’ by other ‘camps’

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Roy Rogers was devastated when a stray moggy took off with his latest pair of moccasins. Tonto quickly recovered the footwear & returned with the skin of the guilty feline saying
“Pardon me Roy is the cat that chewed your new shoes?”