Re: Penknives..
Originally Posted by
JBR
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Haha, that was funny. I can see the advantage of using it for 'stabbing', but I'm not so sure about the 'slicing' action.
Hi
Just hope you never get on the wrong side of my daughter JBR.
I am sure that you won't, you are far too much a gentleman for that.
The young lady sitting on her own on a train late at night filling in the crosswords with her ballpoint is not someone to be trifled with.
She has been trained by Dad.
There was a particular local problem many years ago with Naughty Men, she was no idiot even in her tender years.
They had a talk at school about Naughty Men, what they had to do if a stranger came to collect them.
Shout and scream if a stranger came.
A huge Policeman and a lovely Policelady talking to them very gently.
The Policeman was the Naughty Man.
After the talk, they asked for a volunteer to show what they had learnt.
Up went all the hands, and the little blond girl was picked, my daughter, a face like an Angel.
The scenario was played, he took hold of her hand, Mummy and Daddy were poorly and he was taking her home.
Did she scream and shout?
Nope, bit him straight through his thumb, blood all over the place, then she ran screaming.
The big Copper was holding his thumb, the Police Lady fell about laughing.
The Teachers were stunned.
Who showed you how to do that?
Daddy did.
The Ex was not best pleased, Daughter was happy when Dad gave her a Fiver and took her for her first Pony Riding lesson.