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21-08-2016, 07:37 AM
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supposedly from Winston Churchill who in a intoxicated state 'stole' a parking space from an elderly lady.

"elderly lady" - Sir, that was disgraceful and you are a drunken baffoon

"Winston Churchill" thank you madame I may be intoxicated now but I will be sober in the morning. You however madame are decidedly ugly now and you will still be ugly in the morning!

no I didn't just testing!
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21-08-2016, 07:43 AM
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I think you missed out on the punchline there Gumbud.
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Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
I think you missed out on the punchline there Gumbud.
new spectacles are decidedly needed - or else - you are half blind now and will still be half blind tomorrow!
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21-08-2016, 08:23 AM
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If you can't baffle them with brilliance,
Baffle them with Bull. Quote: W C Fields

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful. Quote: Ann Landers Advice .

Eighty % of the people who hear your troubles don't care,and the other 20 % are glad you are having them.

Quote: Tommy Lasorda Baseball Manager
Surely not!!!........ how very dare they
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The only time to eat diet food is; while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Quote: Julia Child.

Beware that most people are operating on a condensed version of the Ten Commandments.
The part about murder
Quote: Mark Bricklin Journilist

Keep looking tanned
Live in an elegant building [even if you're in the cellar]
Be seen to be smart restaurants [even if you nurse one drink]
And if you ever borrow, borrow big

Quote; Aristotle Onaasis
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Don't accept your cat's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers Advice .
Azure, I beg forgiveness. Couldn't help myself.
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Azure, I beg forgiveness. Couldn't help myself.
Yes, Pumicestone . that also applies to adoring cats.

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Did a mass Google for this thread and love these:

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon Bonaparte

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
Walt Disney

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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I know that I am intelligent,because I know that I know nothing.
(Socrates)


I best friend is like a four leaf clover - hard to find, but lucky to have.
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Be optimistic.
Always put on clean underwear if going on a date.

Quote: Jacob M. Appel Playwright.


There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

Qoute: Bertrand Russell.

Keep your face in the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows

Qoute: Helen Keller
 
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