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09-12-2017, 08:44 PM
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Terrible Christmas jokes!

Post your dreadful Christmas jokes here...and we'll see which is the worst!!
I've got three to kick off.
I'll wait to see if anyone knows the answers before I post them!

1. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

2. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

3. Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
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10-12-2017, 01:05 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

1 - So he could sleep like a log.


Which elf is the best singer?
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10-12-2017, 01:10 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

2. Mistletoe?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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10-12-2017, 01:17 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by lovemyboys ->
2. Mistletoe?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Cos ho ho ho ?
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10-12-2017, 01:24 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by Bruv ->
Cos ho ho ho ?
Yep, so he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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10-12-2017, 01:28 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by Judd ->
1 - So he could sleep like a log.


Which elf is the best singer?
Originally Posted by lovemyboys ->
2. Mistletoe?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Correct!

Don't know Judd's!
Guess...Elfis Presley
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10-12-2017, 01:29 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Ah of course it is Elfis!
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10-12-2017, 01:31 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by lovemyboys ->
Ah of course it is Elfis!
D'you think it's right!?

My no.3 the giraffe one is still the very worst I've ever come across!
I'll give you the answer tomorrow!
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10-12-2017, 03:13 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by lovemyboys ->
Yep, so he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Something about Eve ?
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10-12-2017, 05:05 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by Bruv ->
Something about Eve ?
Of course!
It's Christmas, Eve!
Rates high on the terrible ladder I think!!
 
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