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12-06-2017, 06:35 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Tpin, we will need an hour by hour account of what happens... do you think we should apply for a X rating certificate....seeing as she is spending the night at your house.

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12-06-2017, 06:36 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Are you going to snog her?!!
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12-06-2017, 06:38 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Are you going to snog her?!!
A gentleman would never ask such a question-just change the sheets in every bedroom
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12-06-2017, 06:40 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Older git ->
A gentleman would never ask such a question-just change the sheets in every bedroom
I only meant a kiss! Nothing that would need the sheets to be changed!!
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12-06-2017, 06:45 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Are you going to snog her?!!
Of course....and a leg over if she's game.

I'll have to dig out my velvet smoking jacket and cravat.

I'm putting a chair in my bedroom.
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12-06-2017, 06:47 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Tpin, we will need an hour by hour account of what happens... do you think we should apply for a X rating certificate....seeing as she is spending the night at your house.

XXX like my shirts
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12-06-2017, 06:47 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Tpin ->
Of course....and a leg over if she's game.

I'll have to dig out my velvet smoking jacket and cravat.

Just wear your frogman's suit and flippers like you normally do but don't forget your snorkel and two sticks of candy floss!
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12-06-2017, 06:50 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Tpin ->
Of course....and a leg over if she's game.

I'll have to dig out my velvet smoking jacket and cravat.

I'm putting a chair in my bedroom.
Now Look, if she says "No" hitting her with a chair wont help!
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12-06-2017, 06:51 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Just wear your frogman's suit and flippers like you normally do but don't forget your snorkel and two sticks of candy floss!
They are strictly for diving
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12-06-2017, 06:52 PM
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Re: I've only gone and got myself a date.

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Now Look, if she says "No" hitting her with a chair wont help!
Depends how hard she hits me.
 
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