13-12-2017, 10:00 AM
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Book report
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic - the 1997 Film' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
Titanic:...... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:…. Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:.... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:... teaches Monica to...Ah, let's not go there.
Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember jack-sh...
Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:.... Monica goes down on... oh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
The student's cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.
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