10-09-2017, 12:43 PM
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Online sperm donation.
Just noticed this programme which is on the Bbc tomorrow about online sperm donation.http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b094fhjd
I didn't think you'd be able to that. I would have thought if you were to order a sample on the Internet, by the time the little plastic bag arrived, all the little swimmers would be dead. Seriously though you'd think sperm is the type of thing that has to be fresh, or hositals would freeze until their recipients/patients were ready ?
10-09-2017, 03:44 PM
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Re: Online sperm donation.
Sperm - A generative fluid with the appearance, texture, density and smell of wallpaper paste. Can in fact be used instead of wallpaper paste in an emergency, however on no account must wallpaper paste be used as sperm unless you want your child growing up to be a painter and decorator !( see Bob the Builder )
Sperm Bank - Raised wall - like elevation of sperm found on some Mediterranean beaches. Almost certainly caused by condoms being thrown into the sea following frenzied sexual activity in Club 18 - 30 locations, then the contents of same being washed ashore by the tide.
See- Ibiza Tourist Attractions !
10-09-2017, 03:59 PM
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Re: Online sperm donation.
Originally Posted by tomtwodogs
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Sperm - A generative fluid with the appearance, texture, density and smell of wallpaper paste. Can in fact be used instead of wallpaper paste in an emergency, however on no account must wallpaper paste be used as sperm unless you want your child growing up to be a painter and decorator !( see Bob the Builder )
Sperm Bank - Raised wall - like elevation of sperm found on some Mediterranean beaches. Almost certainly caused by condoms being thrown into the sea following frenzied sexual activity in Club 18 - 30 locations, then the contents of same being washed ashore by the tide.
See- Ibiza Tourist Attractions !
Too much information.
Particularly as I am about to have me lunch!
10-09-2017, 05:09 PM
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Re: Online sperm donation.
Originally Posted by Tpin
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At least some men will have a good excuse if caught throwing one off."I get paid to do it...."
10-09-2017, 07:35 PM
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Re: Online sperm donation.
Originally Posted by Conroy
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A sperm donor who has fathered 30 children has been ordered to pay maintenance after he made a woman he met through an unofficial website pregnant and a judge ruled he is the biological father. So do it legal or pay a massive price.
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