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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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Dear TessA

I am overweight and bearded and into steampunk.

Will I ever find a woman?
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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Dear TessA

I am overweight and bearded and into steampunk.

Will I ever find a woman?
Dear Tessa.....I am underweight, clean shaven and into Beethoven....I've been married for 45 years......Will I ever be free from a woman?...
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11-09-2017, 09:25 AM
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

Dear TessA

My girlfriend wants me to have... 'relations' with her, in the back passage. The problem is, my dad rides his bike down the back passage on his way home from work and I'm worried he might see us.

What should I do?

Bike clips Billy.
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11-09-2017, 09:26 AM
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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Dear Tessa.....I am underweight, clean shaven and into Beethoven....I've been married for 45 years......Will I ever be free from a woman?...
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11-09-2017, 09:26 AM
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

We still have agony aunts and uncles now, trouble is I'm not sure I really want Coleen Nolan's advice on anything
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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Dear TessA

I am overweight and bearded and into steampunk.

Will I ever find a woman?
I would need to inspect your beard and approve your brass goggles but, yes I'm sure you'd have someone's corset bustling!
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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Dear Tessa.....I am underweight, clean shaven and into Beethoven....I've been married for 45 years......Will I ever be free from a woman?...
You could try giving her all your money and then crawling away slowly!
If that doesn't work, dig a big hole in the garden and jump in it!
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11-09-2017, 09:31 AM
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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Dear TessA

My girlfriend wants me to have... 'relations' with her, in the back passage. The problem is, my dad rides his bike down the back passage on his way home from work and I'm worried he might see us.

What should I do?

Bike clips Billy.
WD40!

Hide it then your Dad's bike will start squeeking!
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11-09-2017, 09:40 AM
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Re: Dear Marjorie Proops...

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WD40!

Hide it then your Dad's bike will start squeeking!
I bow to your knowledge Auntie Tessa.

Problem solved. Lubrication sounds good.

Oh, I see what you mean now.
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11-09-2017, 10:00 AM
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Dear TessA,
It's like this.. l have strong feelings for a fellow member on a social site l belong to but he never seems to notice me.
I thought, l would send him naughty pictures of my body but didn't as he might think l was a hussy. Besides the wide lens on my camera couldn't fit me all in.
Do you think, if I send him a picture of the massive hairy wart on the end of my nose that it will appeal to his sympathetic nature and he'll ask me out?
Please advise me as l think l am obsessed with him and l only read his profile info 200 times a day now, as l don't want to become a nuisance to him.

Kind Regards,

Warty Witch Face xx
 
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