male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

male urine needed - highgate appeal 22.09.17

a story with no pardon
but will you blunt your teeth
1 camden property and that neglected garden
dwarfs the supply chain hampstead heath.
they have littered but its no gospel
nature to humans is strange
behind mr fox at the hospital
sleeping with that dog infected me with mange.
mostly at night they roam
hunting is not frustrating
we supply the rubbish and food waste so don't moan
in camden its not just foxy defecating.
the noise is drum bound
even if they are not sightly
sparking a conversation with the local hound
camden feel it should be dealt with privately.
should we all crowd-fund
i hope your not stewing
there is a free solution so don't be stunned
men stand aim and deliver from highgate your urine.

http://camdennewjournal.com/article/...e-deters-foxes

Re: male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

Wtf!! ;-( ?

Re: male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

You use male urine to put in the compost bin
But when i want a pee in the middle of the night, i'm not going to go out in the garden.

Re: male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

I can't get the link to work

DH uses his pee not only in the compost, but around the parimeter of the chicken coop to keep the foxes away

It must work as next door have had fox kills and we haven't - yet - touch wood

Re: male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

Missy, I have also been known to ask my male relatives or friends to do a wee by my chicken coops to keep the foxes away!
I know the foxes are still going round by the coops as l can smell them! Horrid!

Re: male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

Somebody is taking the pi**

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If male pee keeps them away then how come you see them in town centres?

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Prolly cos it smells more like a pint of carlsberg then of a very virile male

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I may have said this before, I can't be bovered to check, but, no one ever chastised the Tipton Slasher!

Maybe for better or for worse, once he Slashed publically, if anyone criticised, he would have punched their lights out, but then again, he might have been a Gentleman Jim, Pugilists have so many faces!

Re: male urine needed - will any forum members supply ?

This thread, reminds of me of the Rolling Stones!!