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If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.

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Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14.
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Originally Posted by Aerolor ->
Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14.
I knew a fella with SIX nipples, honestly, in Summer time he would proudly lift his T-shirt and show them to anyone in the pub who wouldn't believe him. (his famous three liners eh?)
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! ~ Gone With the Wind

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A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

Don’t trust reality. After all, it’s only a collective hunch.

Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
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An oldie but classic!

Two Parrots were standing on a perch. One said to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
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My mom, you are my wonderful.
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Welcome Evo.
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How do you sink an Irish submarine ?


Knock on the hatch!
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My all time favorite:
"Handle every stressful situation like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it ... pee on it and walk away"
 
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