Banks being streamlined

The RBS and Loyds are to close branches throughout the UK, RBS will close 318, also they have to shed Churchills and Direct Line insurance companies.

The arch villain in the piece, "Fred the shred", was seen today driving about in his big Audi, (with the number plates obscured of course), he's back from his villa in Spain, if I were him I'd keep well away from the UK, he's already had all his windows caved-in in his house in Edinburgh.

With the cash he's got, plus the obscene pension, I don't know why he is back, he's a very foolish man if he thinks he can take up here where he left off, there's a lot of people out there with grudges who lost everything thanks to him.