01-12-2017, 12:14 AM
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In a crowded pub, all of a sudden the cute little thing on the stool began to cry.The barman asked, "What's the trouble, sweetheart?"
She sobbed, "I'm a virgin and my boyfriend won't have anything to do with me because I'm inexperienced. What should I do?"
Three men and a lesbian were killed in the rush.
I know I shouldn't laugh but these are all hilarious.
01-12-2017, 11:28 PM
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A little boy walks into his parents room and sees his mum bouncing up and down on top of his dad, the mum quickly dismounts ,dresses, and goes to find her little lad to try and explain, the boy sees her and asks, " what were you and dad doing" , " well", says the mum trying to think quickly," you know how dad has a big tummy, I sometimes have to bounce up and down on it to try and flatten it", you're wasting your time" says the lad, puzzled his mum asks," why do you say that", he replies, "well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes round and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again"....01-12-2017, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1
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A little boy walks into his parents room and sees his mum bouncing up and down on top of his dad, the mum quickly dismounts ,dresses, and goes to find her little lad to try and explain, the boy sees her and asks, " what were you and dad doing" , " well", says the mum trying to think quickly," you know how dad has a big tummy, I sometimes have to bounce up and down on it to try and flatten it", you're wasting your time" says the lad, puzzled his mum asks," why do you say that", he replies, "well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes round and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again"....
02-12-2017, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by JBR
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In a crowded pub, all of a sudden the cute little thing on the stool began to cry.The barman asked, "What's the trouble, sweetheart?"
She sobbed, "I'm a virgin and my boyfriend won't have anything to do with me because I'm inexperienced. What should I do?"
Three men and a lesbian were killed in the rush.
02-12-2017, 04:55 PM
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A man is stranded on a desert island, after a few days wandering, he comes across a native tribe and finds out they have just lost their chieftain, the tribe tell the man that he can become their new chief but first he has to pass three tests, the man agrees, he is taken to a clearing where three straw huts stand, " in the first hut " says a tribe member, " are 20 gallons of our native beer, you must drink the beer and go onto the second test, " he continues, " in the second hut is a gorilla with a sore tooth, you must pull out the tooth, if you survive that you can go onto the final test, " in the third hut is our late chiefs beautiful young daughter, you must make love to her until she can take no more" the man agrees and goes into the first hut, after several hours he staggers out and makes his way to the second hut, " do you want to rest" asks the native, but the man declines, wanting to complete the tests before he sleeps, and staggers into the next hut, after 2 hours he emerges, covered in blood, bruises and scratches, " now" he says " where's the girl with the sore tooth.....02-12-2017, 05:03 PM
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A psychiatrist is conducting a study with three mothers and their children"You are obsessed with eating" he says to the first mother, " you called your daughter candy",
He turns to the second mother
" you are obsessed with money, you called your daughter penny"
The third mother gets up and grabs her child by the hand ," come on dick, were going"...
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