Re: Jokes for blokes
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips." "And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked. "Nope, but it keeps me from lick'en 'em."Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
Only in America . I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked himRe: Jokes for blokes
Little Johnny's dad saw his son killing a honeybee, furious he shouted at his son " you shouldn't kill honeybees, no honey for you for a month", later his dad finds Johnny in the back yard this time he's pulling the wings off a butterfly, again his dad shouts , " you shouldn't kill butterflies, no butter for you for a month", later, his mum is in the kitchen preparing dinner, when a large cockroach runs across the floor, his mum jumps on the cockroach and squashes it flat, little Johnny looks at his dad and says, " are you going to tell her dad, or do you want me to do it"?..Re: Jokes for blokes
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