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The wolf had scoffed all of the sheep
Oh dear, now I won't get to sleep
You could always count goats?
In their soft kid coats
That'll make sure my sleep is deep.


I think I'll have myself forty winks
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I think I'll have myself forty winks
Then I'll have forty drinks
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12-01-2018, 10:08 PM
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I think I'll have myself forty winks
It'll help to re-charge me, me thinks
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12-01-2018, 10:10 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The wolf had scoffed all of the sheep
Oh dear, now I won't get to sleep
You could always count goats?
In their soft kid coats
But the loss of the sheep made me weep



Jack Horner once had a pork pie
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12-01-2018, 10:17 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I think I'll have myself forty winks
Then I'll have forty drinks
Into a deep sleep I will fall
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13-01-2018, 12:00 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I think I'll have myself forty winks
Then I'll have forty drinks
Into a deep sleep I will fall
So into bed I will crawl
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13-01-2018, 12:06 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by Judd ->
There once was a boy who cried wolf
His family lived near to the Gulf
They found to their cost
That all their sheep had been lost
So they went to their club to play golf

Rubbish! Blows big raspberry.


I think you've all been on the lemonade tonight.
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13-01-2018, 12:20 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Rubbish! Blows big raspberry.


I think you've all been on the lemonade tonight.

Better than nowt.
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13-01-2018, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Better than nowt.
Nah, it wasn't better than nowt

I think I'll have myself forty winks
Then I'll have forty drinks
Into a deep sleep I will fall
So into bed I will crawl
Then I'll awake ready for more high jinx.


I've yet to eat my Christmas cake
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13-01-2018, 11:33 AM
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I've yet to eat my Christmas cake
That took about two weeks to make
 
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