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10-12-2017, 04:25 PM
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I think the old rogue has done a bunk Tabs.


Right everyone. Best get this mess cleared up and your stuff together, as the train is slowing down.

I think we are 'there' . . . wherever 'there' is.
I can see a place lit up with fairy lights over yonder, pehaps it's our hotel.
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10-12-2017, 04:35 PM
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It is our hotel but alas it had been double booked so there is no room at the inn. How very festive.

So it looks like we are all going to have to sleep on the train. You may select a companion of your choice to keep you warm if you wish.

Alternatively there is an old stable round the back that has been done up as a delivery suite. There's plenty of room and steaming manure to keep you warm, or you could cuddle an ass if you prefer.
Oh, it looks like someone has already taken that option.

Twelve wise men were ordered to man the ante and post natal unit, but due to NHS waiting lists they won't be here for several years.
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10-12-2017, 04:38 PM
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Oh No. I can't believe after all the hundreds and hundrreds of miles we have come, we have no bed tonight!

Am I going to sort this out - right now.

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10-12-2017, 04:56 PM
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I'll sleep in the stable providing I've got a good sleeping bag.
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10-12-2017, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ffosse ->
I'll sleep in the stable providing I've got a good sleeping bag.
You can borrow my thermals if you like?


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10-12-2017, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rhian ->
OK OK it was me
I thought doc was feeding me the grapes and I bit down hard
Not so much a love bite more a frenzied feeding session at the zoo!
That explains the stiletto marks on the back of my head.
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10-12-2017, 05:26 PM
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You can borrow my thermals if you like?
I think if you wear that, Ffosse would quite happily share a sleeping bag with you.
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10-12-2017, 05:57 PM
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No one will share with me!
I will get back in the overhead locker.
Who's stockings are dripping in the bathroom?
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10-12-2017, 05:59 PM
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If they are black silk then they are mine - Dongles borrowed them last night.
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10-12-2017, 06:02 PM
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If they are black silk then they are mine - Dongles borrowed them last night.
They are. I hope Longlegs didn't ladder them.
 
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