13-12-2017, 12:24 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Whoops! There goes my pyjamas. And then there's Twink, roaming the corridors in her nightie.
Now listen 'ere you two - how dare you mar mine and Twink's reputation! I'll have you know tis all a viscious rumour going round!
Pure as the driven snow we are, both of us, not long left the nunnery in fact - so there!
Cast no more of these aspersions and repent your sins.
By the way, there is something I must tell you.
I went to see Father Christmas in his Grotto tonight.
Sat on his knee I did, his cheeks went ever so rosy.
But after a few minutes I thought I recognised his voice and his accent. So I tickled his whiskers and then suddenly pulled his beard down.
You'll never guess who it was . . . . . only the missing Nomkins!!!
When that couple disembarked at Gretna Green, it was him, but he suddenly got cold feet and a runner.
He boarded another train and caught up with us yesterday, but wanted to travel incognito.
I must get word to Silver Tabby quickly.
13-12-2017, 12:45 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now listen 'ere you two - how dare you mar mine and Twink's reputation! I'll have you know tis all a viscious rumour going round!Pure as the driven snow we are, both of us, not long left the nunnery in fact - so there!
Cast no more of these aspersions and repent your sins.
By the way, there is something I must tell you.
I went to see Father Christmas in his Grotto tonight.
Sat on his knee I did, his cheeks went ever so rosy.
But after a few minutes I thought I recognised his voice and his accent. So I tickled his whiskers and then suddenly pulled his beard down.
You'll never guess who it was . . . . . only the missing Nomkins!!!
When that couple disembarked at Gretna Green, it was him, but he suddenly got cold feet and a runner.
He boarded another train and caught up with us yesterday, but wanted to travel incognito.
I must get word to Silver Tabby quickly.
13-12-2017, 12:52 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
Originally Posted by Judd
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And then, as quoted by Mae West, you drifted.
Well ! After all my hard work organising this trip for you - what an ungrateful young man!
Pray do not listen to this man, he is only doing this because I would not allow him in my room last night.
13-12-2017, 09:00 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
Originally Posted by Mups
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Well ! After all my hard work organising this trip for you - what an ungrateful young man!Pray do not listen to this man, he is only doing this because I would not allow him in my room last night.
however I have made arrangements so it won't happen again!Please keep this quiet, but I have changed all the numbers on the ladies rooms, and had them replaced with men's room numbers every night!
I hope the videocams are working
....just picture the scene when Judd tries to slip under the sheets of the drunken Dongle.
13-12-2017, 09:25 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now listen 'ere you two - how dare you mar mine and Twink's reputation! I'll have you know tis all a viscious rumour going round!Pure as the driven snow we are, both of us, not long left the nunnery in fact - so there!
Cast no more of these aspersions and repent your sins.
By the way, there is something I must tell you.
I went to see Father Christmas in his Grotto tonight.
Sat on his knee I did, his cheeks went ever so rosy.
But after a few minutes I thought I recognised his voice and his accent. So I tickled his whiskers and then suddenly pulled his beard down.
You'll never guess who it was . . . . . only the missing Nomkins!!!
When that couple disembarked at Gretna Green, it was him, but he suddenly got cold feet and a runner.
He boarded another train and caught up with us yesterday, but wanted to travel incognito.
I must get word to Silver Tabby quickly.
13-12-2017, 10:33 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
What with moans and groans and squeaky bedsprings, and doors banging, well I think it was doors anyway, although it might have been headboards, I hardly got a wink of sleep last night again.That's the trouble with these old buildings. Every time a train or lorry goes by the very fabric of the building shakes and everything inside it wobbles around.
Speaking of things wobbling around, then there was that strange woman in a flannelette nightie wandering, around calling out the name of her long lost love.
By the way, who was the jilted bride?
13-12-2017, 10:45 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story
I suppose Northern Ireland is a no go.BREAKING NEWS!
The High Court of Northern Ireland has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene at Stormont this Christmas season.
This is not for any religious reason. Apparntly it proved impossible to find Three Wise Men in Parliament Buildings. A search for a Virgin continues.
There was, however, NO problem finding enough asses to fill the stable!
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