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19-11-2015, 11:16 AM
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The half wit

A man owned a farm in Australia.

The Fair Work Australia Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday"

'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room.

'Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, he pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
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19-11-2015, 12:33 PM
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Good one Aquarian.
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19-11-2015, 03:27 PM
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That gave me a good laugh Aquarian, thanks.
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19-11-2015, 06:12 PM
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Like that so much, I am going to steal it.
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25-11-2015, 11:04 PM
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hehehehe !!

And I too am an Aquarian !
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25-11-2015, 11:14 PM
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Thanks for the giggle!
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29-11-2015, 05:36 PM
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Yep that's a good one
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That was really funny . Thanks.
 



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