Trump and the Pope
The Pope and Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Trump and says "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll speak forever of this day and rejoice!".
Trump replied " I seriously doubt that! With one wave of your hand?...Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage
AND THE CROWD ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY