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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.



-Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.



-The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'



-Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.



-Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.



-Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.



-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.



-Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.



-Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.



-A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.



-At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.



-Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.



-Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.



-The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.



-Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00pm - prayer and medication to follow.



-The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.



-This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.



-The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.



-Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.



-The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.



-Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.



-And this one just about sums them all up. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'
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13-10-2015, 05:37 PM
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Hilarious!
-Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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Some Belters there.
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Very good! 😀😀😀
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Made me chuckle:-
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Brilliant .... church looks fun!
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Heh Heh...excellent...thanks for the chuckles :~)
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All brilliant, thanks Loretta.
 
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