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21-06-2018, 07:25 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Although you can't tell it from this,
I've never experienced a French kiss
but I've had a French Fry
And in my mind's eye
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21-06-2018, 07:31 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Although you can't tell it from this,
I've never experienced a French kiss
but I've had a French Fry
And in my mind's eye
it was ''un avant-gout du bonheur'' [''a taste of bliss'']

Oh dear,I've done it again
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21-06-2018, 07:51 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

it was ''un avant-gout du bonheur'' [''a taste of bliss'']

Ooh la la

Oh dear, I've done it again
I've drank far too much champagne
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22-06-2018, 12:15 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Oh dear, I've done it again
I've drank far too much champagne
now I'm sitting here giggling
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22-06-2018, 12:21 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Oh dear, I've done it again
I've drank far too much champagne
now I'm sitting here giggling
While my mammary glands are wiggling
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22-06-2018, 02:15 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Oh dear, I've done it again
I've drank far too much champagne
now I'm sitting here giggling
While my mammary glands are wiggling
and STILL I'm driving this train!

I didn't intend to get drunk
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22-06-2018, 04:39 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I didn't intend to get drunk
But I don't live my life like a monk
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22-06-2018, 05:07 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I didn't intend to get drunk
But I don't live my life like a monk
so I'll get out of this habit
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22-06-2018, 05:36 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I didn't intend to get drunk
But I don't live my life like a monk
so I'll get out of this habit
And give it back to the abbot
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22-06-2018, 05:40 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I didn't intend to get drunk
But I don't live my life like a monk
so I'll get out of this habit
And give it back to the abbot
and [God willing] score some well tasty skunk.

Quelle suprise,I'm in trouble again
 
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