27-07-2018, 05:55 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Ok, are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin. xStarting school.
If you can remember, I was rebellious at a very young age, but by the time it came to start school, I was ready.
My Mother had taught me to read and write before I started school, I devoured the books at the library, hungry for more and more stories about Princesses and such stuff, before moving on to Enid Blyton.
I had seen and chatted with the children at the library, so I had started to want company in my little life. I liked boys better, always have.
So at the age of five, I started school, I liked this boy a little older than I called Michael, he was my bestest friend. Because I could read, the school placed me in with the seven-year-olds for reading.
I thought I had done something wrong, my class were all staring and whispering. I got upset until I saw Michael, he was my friend, he sat next to me. The other children segregated themselves?????
So our friendship developed.
My Mother was now pregnant with my brother, so after a few months of starting school, I was allowed to walk with the other children and their Mothers. But, Michael spotted me, and we walked together, gradually losing sight of the others. After about a year, when I had made friends with girls too. I was allowed to walk alone to school, Michael would meet me at the top of my road. This was fine until my parents discovered he came from the council estate. Good grief my parents were such snobs! So I pretended that I was walking with the posh girl at the top of our road.
Michael used to show off on the way to school, he used to tease this dog with a brown nose, the dog went crazy, then we would run off.
One day the owners had left the gate unlocked, Michael did his usual taunting, but as we ran off, the dog came belting up the road and bit him on his arse!!! He had to go to the nurse at school, and our parents were told. You can guess the rest.
27-07-2018, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by gumbud
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wot ya mean ya parents bit ya arses??
27-07-2018, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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RJ is a real gentleman and is badly missed, he has a great gift of spinning a yarn, a sense of humour of just the right temperature, and a truly unique writing style.As he won’t be here on this thread I do hope he starts up a new thread so we can continue to enjoy his posts.
27-07-2018, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Ok, are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin. xStarting school.
If you can remember, I was rebellious at a very young age, but by the time it came to start school, I was ready.
My Mother had taught me to read and write before I started school, I devoured the books at the library, hungry for more and more stories about Princesses and such stuff, before moving on to Enid Blyton.
I had seen and chatted with the children at the library, so I had started to want company in my little life. I liked boys better, always have.
So at the age of five, I started school, I liked this boy a little older than I called Michael, he was my bestest friend. Because I could read, the school placed me in with the seven-year-olds for reading.
I thought I had done something wrong, my class were all staring and whispering. I got upset until I saw Michael, he was my friend, he sat next to me. The other children segregated themselves?????
So our friendship developed.
My Mother was now pregnant with my brother, so after a few months of starting school, I was allowed to walk with the other children and their Mothers. But, Michael spotted me, and we walked together, gradually losing sight of the others. After about a year, when I had made friends with girls too. I was allowed to walk alone to school, Michael would meet me at the top of my road. This was fine until my parents discovered he came from the council estate. Good grief my parents were such snobs! So I pretended that I was walking with the posh girl at the top of our road.
Michael used to show off on the way to school, he used to tease this dog with a brown nose, the dog went crazy, then we would run off.
One day the owners had left the gate unlocked, Michael did his usual taunting, but as we ran off, the dog came belting up the road and bit him on his arse!!! He had to go to the nurse at school, and our parents were told. You can guess the rest.
27-07-2018, 06:20 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
WHAT?!?How do you equate 'walking to school' with 'getting pregnant',gummy?
I know it'll come as a shock to you,wot wiv you bein' a virgin n'all,but getting pregnant involves physical activity,PLUS a girl [usually of the opposite gender,coz that really helps] actually 'quite liking' you.
I know this is true,coz I read it in a medical reference book in the school library. Which was where I was banished to when I attended Lord Cornwallis Secondary School,whenever the current lesson was science,even if it was double-science,as Mr Morse,the science teacher, said I was a distraction to the other pupils. Maidstone Grammar School had refused to accept me,so I had to attend a secondary school-which bothered me not one single iota,but bothered their teaching staff a LOT. I never was told WHY it bothered them. [that's all true]
27-07-2018, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug
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WHAT?!?How do you equate 'walking to school' with 'getting pregnant',gummy?
I know it'll come as a shock to you,wot wiv you bein' a virgin n'all,but getting pregnant involves physical activity,PLUS a girl [usually of the opposite gender,coz that really helps] actually 'quite liking' you.
I know this is true,coz I read it in a medical reference book in the school library. Which was where I was banished to when I attended Lord Cornwallis Secondary School,whenever the current lesson was science,even if it was double-science,as Mr Morse,the science teacher, said I was a distraction to the other pupils. Maidstone Grammar School had refused to accept me,so I had to attend a secondary school-which bothered me not one single iota,but bothered their teaching staff a LOT. I never was told WHY it bothered them. [that's all true]
physical activity ?? well they were holding hands and swinging hands [ omg I've come over all tearful now?]
NO pugsie you cannot get girls pregnant by reading it up in reference books in the library [ well not if you were alone anyway?]
27-07-2018, 06:39 PM
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OZ diary IIFriz day again and again and again – usual early morning rush – emails to sort – web pages to challenge and of course the bbc and guardian to read online – I’m usually exhausted by breakie time. But there is more to do – medical admins for a dog – extra victuals for another who is ancient – last nights plates to wash and then I can diatrize! –beautiful morn as usual – rather fresh until 10am. Lovely to see Imran Khan back on stage – maybe he’ll kick the country into shape in a better way than Syria has?
Well I have spoken to my friendly health service and ordered another months supply of red ones and blue ones and getting closer to weight bearing on the left leg! Fettucini for lunch in a plastic casing – yuck and muck – still it stills the hunger craving! Just opened the man cave window to let in the evening breeze which is cool at 4pm. I see that Cohen is ready to topple Trump – looks exciting
OMG fell into a deep sleep at 8pm and just awoke for midnight mass – well I’m a bit constipated so it does feel like a mass! Had to feed the four dogs and a cat tonight as the lovely lady was all tuckered out.
Midnight – we gotta let it all hang out! EC. Got the choice between ‘rage’ and ‘one born every minute’ god big bumps and fannies not my kind of entertainment! Still there’s always Puggsie for a laugh? Good for a few hrs yet still?
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