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A hotel busboy looked through the keyhole of the honeymoon suite and exclaimed, "Wowee!"Re: Jokes for blokes
It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.Re: Jokes for blokes
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"Re: Jokes for blokes
On the night before his wedding, the shy young man thought he ought to ask his father what was expected of him in the bedroom.Re: Jokes for blokes
The year's new intake of novices were getting their initial medical inspection from the convent doctor, when he noticed something different about one of the older girls. The kindly practitioner went immediately to the mother superior and informed her, "Mother Superior, you have amongst the new girls one with an incredibly rare deformity: she has been blessed with two fannies."Re: Jokes for blokes
Three nuns who had recently died were on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates, they were met by St Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.Re: Jokes for blokes
Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
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