01-08-2019, 11:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Well silly me, took you for a man of your word when you said you were going. Huh! Never again. Atrocious way to treat a lady.
02-08-2019, 08:27 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Aha, finally got the place to meself. Pesky men. They've left the lights on, a window open and the back door ajar. Useless lot.
Can't trust 'em to do anything right.
02-08-2019, 09:18 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Stop messing about and get out of there immediately, dongle. I hope you have left it clean and respectable, else you'll be in even more trouble. 
02-08-2019, 09:18 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Au contraire, I never said I was going, just going to do my Italian lesson hence the alla prossima - until the next time.
Well Judd, if you insist in keep talking foreign to me, you must expect to be misunderstood. It's all your fault.
I hope you have plenty of toil planned for today?
02-08-2019, 09:21 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I had to escape through the window and tore my leggings.
That'll teach you a lesson then - don't try to lock the ladies out of their loo.
Now then, I do believe I heard Mrs. D. asking you to take her shopping then out for lunch, so you'd best get a move on.
02-08-2019, 09:24 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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That'll teach you a lesson then - don't try to lock the ladies out of their loo. Now then, I do believe I heard Mrs. D. asking you to take her shopping then out for lunch, so you'd best get a move on.
02-08-2019, 09:27 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Nothing so interesting I'm afraid. We're off to the Doc's for one of those do it yourself blood pressure thingys. Never used it before so if you see Mrs LD floating past your house, please reel her in.
I'll keep a look out for her.
Tell her to take her brolly, it's raining up here.
They've got one of those machines at my surgery.
You only stick your arm in a sleeve and press a button.
I don't think our one is ever accurate, so bought me own monitor.
You've really got to make more effort to stop making the poor lady's BP rise, dongle.
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