18-06-2017, 02:04 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiHaha, got you both.
Swooshes away like Superman whilst the going is good.
18-06-2017, 02:18 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I'm hiding his SatNav as we speak, Twink. 
As I fly over your house Mups don't forget I have X Ray Vision.
18-06-2017, 04:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Don't listen Mups, he doesn't have X Ray vision! the doctor just told him he needed to get his eyes X-Rayed.
Aah, I see. Another man that embroiders the truth, is he?
Thank you Twink.
I shall take no notice next time.
Do you think our EZ and Judster might have melted?
Had we better look for 2 big puddles on our travels do you think?
18-06-2017, 05:43 PM
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Aha. You escaped did you.'Ere, 'Viragos' ? Blooming cheek. When have you ever known us to be domineering and bad tempered, young man!
I keep telling yer, you'd soon miss us if we left you. You'd be begging us to return and torment you again in no time.
18-06-2017, 07:20 PM
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Well I've tried being kind and gentle Twink, but the rogue plays me up late at night something rotten. He will be even more awkward now he's run out of vodka as well.
He has got spare keys he won't give back, he can stay awake till all hours, he even swam up your well the other night - he is crafty as a cart load of monkeys, and I think we have a real problem. This man is dangerous.
I've just had another thought. You don't think he used to be 007 do you? I wonder if we could bribe him into being on our side? Have you thought of that? We could do with a decent night watchman and they do say to keep your enemies closer, don't they. Hmmm. . .
You see, I'm not really a one for violence - although of course I could make an exception if pushed too far.
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