Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I think Gummy needs a Bonkologist, and maybe a good Anne Summers day.

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Most people mock En Suites, but, having one no longer means you have to get in line for the Throne

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

you talk in riddles or should that be piddles!

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

One has to Piddle, or Widdle
One don't ave to Diddle of Fiddle
One is giving the piss
One is taking the piss
Why is there something devinal
Lurking in the urinal

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I once spent some time at urinal
let it all out thought that's final
but on the last shake; I sprayed onto me mate
he wasn't too happy with denialal!

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I’ve never been to France but I hear they have public stand up urinals in Paris, wonder have they any sit down arsenals?

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

don't ya mean shit down arsenals? or was that shut down arse in nails?

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The innate crudity contained and displayed within these hallowed pages is giving me thought...
Y'see;I was just about to join our local debating society-but I was talked out of it...

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Crudity is right Pug, I find it utterly revolting, I feel quite faint now, think I'll have another cool larger to steady me up.

Maybe it's as well you were talked out of it Pug me lad, I prefer to debate with a few friends in the pub, formal debating societies are not my cup of tea, I can honestly say that I don't enjoy mass debating.

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Nothing is ever reconciled in a mass debate, much more is resolved in a natter with a Tosspot.