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Bobs wife and Bob started dieting a week ago.
His wife proposed they should have a cheat day today
She brought home McDonalds burger, KFC,wings, and Bob brought home his secretary.

From his hospital bed Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.
Only women understand women, that's why they hate each other.
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Originally Posted by longfellow ->
Bobs wife and Bob started dieting a week ago.
His wife proposed they should have a cheat day today
She brought home McDonalds burger, KFC,wings, and Bob brought home his secretary.

From his hospital bed Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.


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When he got home from work, the bloke asked his wife
"What was that you put on my sandwiches today? It was bloody horrible."
"Crab paste"
"Where did you get that from?".
"The chemist".
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Wife says to her hubby

"You were well pissed when you came home last night"

"I don't know what you mean, I only had three pints"

"Whatever you say. Now would you mind rolling off the drive so I can get the car out?"
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Bruce goes to his doctor's

"G'Day Doc, do you think yer can look at my willy for me?"
"Sure" the quack says "pull yer trollies down"
After rummaging around for a good few minutes examining every detail of the willy the doc says,
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with"
"I know" says Bruce "Isn't it a beaut?"
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Apparently, Poundstretcher is merging with M and S. It’s going to be Stretchmarks...
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I went into this club last night and got pissed as a fart. I woke up next to the the fattest ugliest minger I had ever seen.

I obviously made it home then.
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Hi

I went to the Doctors for a review of my medication.

Any side effects?

Yes, my penis has shrunk to 2 inches.

No problem, lose 4 inch off your waist and it will be back to normal.
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Czechoslovacian Wolf 8.52

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

No-one knows.

Guess who's fault that is....
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A heads up for the fellas on here. That new Wilkinson Sword ball razor isn't for what you think it's for.

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